Something Different: I got hissed at by a 4 year old

 Normally I exclusively write about what happens on my bus and/or my bus-stop but this event was just to absurd to not write about.

A couple weeks ago, I was at a Dymocks ( Australian Barnes & Nobles ) and I saw this kid who was asking his mom for a Bluey book and I wanted to be nice and seem friendly so I walked over to say hi. When I got there and said hello, THE KID HISSED AT ME LIKE A CAT! 

The absolute audacity of this kid ( who didn’t seem to be above the age of 4 by the way ) is insane and the worst part is, his mom ( who was right there ) didn’t do anything! I know, he might have just felt a bit overwhelmed by this absolute random coming up to him, but surely he didn’t have to hiss at me.


 Anyway get out there and start reading more. It’s fun, I swear.

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